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student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
Anonymous asked: you're a fucking idiot. there is nothing you can say to a girl that's the equivalent of saying a guy's dick is small. prove me wrong.
saying our labia are too big.
saying our breasts are too large/small..
saying our butts are too big/small.
saying our vaginas are too “loose”.
saying we are too fat/skinny.
calling a girl ugly.
there is actually so much pressure on us to be the way men want us to be.
men have it way easier so you can shove a sharp object so far up your asshole it comes out your nose.
all of those are just as hurtful as someone saying your penis is small.
but we don’t say a thing. we just let you fucking say what you want (and still fake our orgasms so you feel good ‘bout yourself.)
put on our big girl panties and brush it off like it didn’t fucking bother us.
can we do a thing. my female followers please reblog/like this if you were ever made fun of for something you couldn’t help.
My mother warned me about cigarettes that could cause cancer
But she never told me that self-hatred can grow faster than any tumour ever could
My father warned me that I should never stop thinking
But he never told me that overthinking would kill my happiness
My sister warned me about other people who might make hurtful comments about me
But she never told me that instead of hearing someone else’s voice, I’d hear my own
My brother warned me about drugs in baggies sold on the street,
But he never told me about the ones that people put in your glass when you’re not looking
My grandmother warned me about the devil with his tail and red horns
But she never told me about his angelic smile and dark, ocean blue eyes
My grandfather warned me about booze that could kill
But he never told me that if you drink enough alcohol, it tastes like love
My cousin warned me that I should love my virginity to a guy I love
But she never told me he should love me, too
My aunt warned me that if I kept eating that much, I might vomit
But she never told me that even without eating anything, you can hang over the toilet and puke
My baby sitter warned me that a boy could break my heart
But she never told me that if I made him mad, he’d also break my arm and nose
My teacher warned me about dangerous men with knives that could cut my throat
But she never told me that I didn’t need these men to cut my skin
They all warned me that I shouldn’t do dangerous things that could kill me
But I never had the chance to ask them if slitting both of my wrists vertically
And taking thirty-eight aspirins, was one of these dangerous things